Receive a FREE THIGHBRUSH ATHLETICS On-The-Go Sports Duffel Bag/Gym Bag with a $75.00 order! Promo Code: GYMBAG
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April 08 2019
THIGHBRUSH LLC
Written By THIGHBRUSH LLC - April 08 2019
Receive a FREE THIGHBRUSH ATHLETICS On-The-Go Sports Duffel Bag/Gym Bag with a $75.00 order!
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March 28 2019
THIGHBRUSH LLC
Written By THIGHBRUSH LLC - March 28 2019
February 24 2019
THIGHBRUSH LLC
Written By THIGHBRUSH LLC - February 24 2019
THIGHBRUSH "Beerd Me!" Women's T-Back Tank Tops - on Sale for $15.00 Each! Available in Black, White or St. Patrick's Day Green with Gold Print and THIGHBRUSH Logo on the Back. Sizes X-Small - XX-Large. Soft, Pre-Shrunk Fabric, 65% Polyester and 35% Ringspun Cotton.
Order Link: https://thighbrush.com/products/thighbrush-beerd-me-womens-t-back-tank-top-black-white-or-green
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February 24 2019
THIGHBRUSH LLC
Written By THIGHBRUSH LLC - February 24 2019
It's time to get Lucky, or should we say "LICKY"?! Get your LIMITED EDITION THIGHBRUSH The "LICK" of the Irish St. Patrick's Day T-Shirt! $20.00 Each! Kelly Green with Black Print on the Front Only. Sizes X-Small - XXX-Large.
**MUST ORDER by March 8th, 2019 at Midnight to Receive by St. Patrick's Day!!**
Product Link: https://thighbrush.com/products/thighbrush-the-lick-of-the-irish-st-patricks-day-shirt
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February 19 2019
THIGHBRUSH LLC
Written By THIGHBRUSH LLC - February 19 2019
For All You "MUFF DIVERS" Out There - Safety First! Brand New, LIMITED EDITION THIGHBRUSH "Diver Down" Men's T-Shirt in Heather Blue. Small - XXX-Large.
Order: https://thighbrush.com/products/limited-edition-thighbrush-diver-down-mens-t-shirt-heather-blue
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February 18 2019
THIGHBRUSH LLC
Written By THIGHBRUSH LLC - February 18 2019
NOW BACK IN STOCK!! THIGHBRUSH - Supports Oral and Cervical Cancer Research - "We'll Lick This Together" Men's T-Shirt in Heather Black with Light Blue Logo/Print. Available in Sizes S-XXXL. Super Soft and Pre-Shrunk. 65% Polyester and 35% Cotton.
Buy: https://thighbrush.com/products/thighbrush-well-lick-this-together-heather-black
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February 12 2019
THIGHBRUSH LLC
Written By THIGHBRUSH LLC - February 12 2019
Now Available - THIGHBRUSH Air Fresheners! Choose from THIGHBRUSH BEARD RIDING COMPANY or THIGHBRUSH "Making Foreplay Great Again".
THIGHBRUSH BEARD RIDING COMPANY Air Freshener. Approximately 3 x 3" Round with a Pina Colada Scent.
Buy: https://thighbrush.com/products/thighbrush-beard-riding-company-air-freshener-pina-colada
THIGHBRUSH "Making Foreplay Great Again" Air Freshener. Approximately 3 x 4" with a Cherry Scent.
Buy: https://thighbrush.com/products/thighbrush-making-foreplay-great-again-air-freshener-cherry
February 07 2019
Carson eCommerce Collaborator
Written By Carson eCommerce Collaborator - February 07 2019
The Thighbrush display. Photo: Tracy Clark-Flory
LAS VEGAS — Yesterday, I spent several hours dejectedly browsing the merchandise on display at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas: rigor mortis sex dolls, newfangled penis pumps, vibrator designs stalled in the turn of the millennium, and a distressing number of pills promising to make men better in bed. But then, amid all this novelty crap, I came upon some other novelty crap that, rather than forcing my soul into deeper despair, made me go: OK, sir, what is your freaking deal?
It was an entire merchandising line built around the masculine brag of having a beard and liking to eat pussy. Above this booth was a sign emblazoned with the all-too-evocative word “Thighbrush” alongside a logo of a bearded man with his tongue hanging out like he’s about to enthusiastically lick an ice cream cone. For sale: a wall of t-shirts stamped with the logo and slogans such as, “Because I’m a Giver,” “If You Grow It, They Will Cum,” “Follicle Fantasy,” and “Tickled Pink.” There was even a display of beard oils—or rather, “Labia Libations”— in flavors such as “Jack & Coke.”
Now, did I think this booth represented a meaningful step toward an equitable sexual culture? A healthier vision of masculinity? Certainly not. Often, this kind of pussy-eating boasting all-too-predictably turns a woman’s pleasure into a man’s ego stroke. It’s also notable that this potentially emasculating act has to be counteracted by the manly man-ness of beards. But it was at least something different from the gathered sex doll manufacturers, one of whom, while urging me to jiggle the breast of a fuckable torso, said brightly, “She never says no to anal!” Plus, it seemed like a cool excuse to speak with a large bearded man about eating pussy.
The large bearded man, Ben Scheier—Chief Oral Office of Thighbrush LLC, as his name tag insisted—explained, “Obviously, the joke is the thighbrush... brushes the thighs as it’s... on its way to—,” he trailed off. Scheier first made a couple thighbrush t-shirts for himself, but then came the compliments from amused bearded dudes. “Next thing I know, I’m just coming up with every sophomoric joke I could and applying it to beards,” he said.
This is no exaggeration. Scheier created a vast catalogue of puns uniting beards and cunnilingus across multiple traditionally masculine pursuits. There’s Thighbrush Tactical for men who shoot guns: “Aim High, Lick Low,” “An Army of Tongue,” “Fire in the Hole,” “Squeal Team Six,” and “Finally, A Cause Worth Kneeling For.” There’s also Thighbrush Athletics (“Never Skip (Between the) Leg Day”), Thighbrush Tattoo (“NO INK??? NO PINK!”), and Thighbrush Biker (“Grown to be Ridden”). Most of his customers are beard-having cunnilingus enthusiasts, he said.
But, so, what do beards have to do with cunnilingus? “It doesn’t matter if you’re two minutes or twenty minutes as long as you get her get off,” he said. “So I’ve always thought that going down is the equalizer for a guy.” Similarly, he said, “You can take a guy that’s not that attractive, stick a beard on him and he’s like freakin’ Zeus.” One might read between those lines and conclude that bearded men who like performing cunnilingus are unattractive and don’t last long in bed, although that was not Scheier’s intended message. I pressed further on the beard-pussy link, which led to the following exchange:
Scheier: Most women these days shave down there, so there really is no hair there.
Me: So they need…
Scheier: A little tickle!
What I think we’ve learned here is that cunnilingus performed by a bearded man doubles as a temporary merkin.
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https://jezebel.com/let-us-consider-the-thighbrush-the-bearded-manly-mans-1832015694
February 06 2019
THIGHBRUSH LLC
Written By THIGHBRUSH LLC - February 06 2019
The THIGHBRUSH "Making Foreplay Great Again" Red Trucker Snapback Hats Sold Out Fast at the AVN in Vegas! We've Finally Got them Back in Stock!
Buy Yours at: https://thighbrush.com/products/thighbrush-making-foreplay-great-again-snapback-hat-red
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February 05 2019
Carson eCommerce Collaborator
Written By Carson eCommerce Collaborator - February 05 2019
THIGHBRUSH TACTICAL - "Happy Wives Matter" - Men's T-Shirt in Heather Navy. Available in Sizes S-XXXL Just $10.00 EACH!!!
Buy: https://thighbrush.com/products/thighbrush-tactical-happy-wives-matter-mens-t-shirt-clearance-blems
**PLEASE NOTE: THESE SHIRTS ARE "BLEMS" AND ARE SLIGHTLY IRREGULAR - FONT/PRINT IS SLIGHTLY LARGER AND WIDER THAN STANDARD THIGHBRUSH TACTICAL SHIRTS. BUT, THESE ARE STILL A GREAT LOOKING AND GREAT QUALITY SHIRT!!**
#THIGHBRUSH #THIGHBRUSHTACTICAL #CLEARANCE #SALE #HAPPYWIVESMATTER #BEARDSHIRTS #BEARDS #BEARD #BEARDED #BEARDLOVE #SEXYBEARDS #MENSBEARDSHIRTS #BEARDPRODUCTS #THIGHBRUSHNATION
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